How much time does it take to force-feed a teacher 43 slides containing 24 links that comprise over 106 pages of proctor training materials and a seven-minute video tutorial, all aimed at administering the latest flavor of state-wide standardized tests?
A. One tense 30-minute lunch period
B. Eternity x Infinity, to the power of Purgatory
C. Barely enough to form three new gray hairs
D. All of the above