Brain bucket limerick - 3.17 #sol16 Story Challenge

Double thanks: to Robin, for the topic suggestion based on Wednesday's blog; to the land of St. Patrick, for formal inspiration.

"We should probably buy you a helmet
since your brains are as soft as crushed velvet."

Spouse advice that I've heeded

for crash padding I've needed.

I happily have not yet o'erwhelmed it.