"What're you up to tonight?" my wife asks.
"Well, I still need to write."
"What do you think you'll write about?"
"I could write about our time outside today."
"Like when you got too far ahead, and I had to put on skin wax all by myself? You know, it's better to put on skin wax when someone else is there."
"And if you write about that make sure you tell them what skin wax is."
p.s. After waxing apart, we enjoyed this view together: